If you know what life is worth, you will look for yours on earth…
It’s *that* time again! Time for Orny’s Hexannual Universal Internal Vernal Underwear Interval!
If you were with me back in 2013, you’d know that I discovered that I have an internal timer which universally goes off every six years in the springtime. This extremely precise biological clock provides me with absolutely vital information: i.e. it’s time to buy new underwear!
Woman with panties on her head cosplaying Ayame from the anime Shimoneta
When I discovered this longstanding HUI-VUI phenomenon back in March 2013, I published my shocking findings in a reputable scholarly journal (my blog). Toward the end of that peer-reviewed research paper, I confidently declared, “Now I can go and update my calendar and add ticklers for the next two decades of regularly-schedul »more